Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Dead Or Alive?
OK, I admit, this is creepy.
But you, too, can find out how much your body is worth, by simply clicking on this joyous calculator. Feel free to share your results - w'all can then have an auction...
Saw this on Blueberry's blog (she goes for much cheaper - $4125... ;-)
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4625! (*)
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Doesn't that make you feel great?
(*) Mind you, I could go for $4624.99.
Labels: Major Achievements, Meta Bloggin', WTF?
# posted by Nava @ 6:23 PM 
Comments:
$5255 for fat moother. I guess being fat and sick has its advantages!!
# posted by 
: 6/27/2007 7:46 PM
Maybe I need a rare disease to make me more valuable. Just call me "Abby Normal". And WHO is buying all these cadavers and making the price go up?
CherkyB, I was worth $4825 before The JohnnyB made me switch from "Tall" to "Above Average". The truth may set you free, but it reduces your price.
Fat Moother, the only explanation I can come up with is that you have long hair... otherwise, why would they even ask about that?
And, Blueberry, about the prices going up: I really like the way you think :-)
I think they pay by the pound. Since I am much more pleasantly plump than most, I am worth more. Also with a little diabetes thrown in for good measure, it upped the ante considerably.
# posted by : 6/27/2007 11:10 PM
I think I came up with almost the perfect body: an non-smoking vegetarian obese person, who never drinks, doesn't tan, who is also a albino dwarf with elephantiasis, whose appendix was removed and also has a hernia, perfect vision, psychotic disorder and - most important, hair below the shoulders.
Got to $11115!!!
Hmmm... not sure it's worth it!
It's interesting how women are worth more than men. I guess that makes sense, though, cuz what kind of wacko would want to have sex with a dead man.
MichaelBains, Wow, you're quite a bargain. Short hair, Eh?
Rhonda, excellent question.
And - what a lovely thought, CherkyB!.
Just 'bout buzzed, Nava. Errmmm, the hair, I mean. {-;
So, Cherkyb, are sayin' sex with dea... Nah.. Nevermind. I don't need to know.
This is funny - me $5200, Wheeler $5205. Rats, he's worth $5 more than me, wahhhhh! Course his quadriplegia is worth $5 I suppose. ;)
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# posted by : 6/27/2007 7:46 PM
: 6/27/2007 7:46 PM Fat Moother, the only explanation I can come up with is that you have long hair... otherwise, why would they even ask about that?
And, Blueberry, about the prices going up: I really like the way you think :-)
# posted by : 6/27/2007 11:10 PM
: 6/27/2007 11:10 PM Got to $11115!!!
Hmmm... not sure it's worth it!
Rhonda, excellent question.
And - what a lovely thought, CherkyB!.
So, Cherkyb, are sayin' sex with dea... Nah.. Nevermind. I don't need to know.
