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Starting tonight, we (as in Jewish peoples) are supposed to eat Matzot for seven days, and get all bloated and constipated.

Why?

'cause Moses did not bother to plan ahead, and rushed the people of Israel to leave Egypt before the dough could leaven. Moses, mind you, being a typical man, never bothered asking for directions, and then they all got lost in the desert for 40 years before arriving at the promised land.

And that is why we eat Matzot.

Well, kinda.

If you want the more formal interpretation of Passover, you can read about it here.

Now, being the chosen People is not easy, Eh... as a matter of fact, it's quite a burden, but that is another matter. Much more fun to be Pastafarians, if you ask me; but then again, pasta is not kosher for Passover.

Anyway, a Matza is actually quite tasty, but can be challenging to handle. Since we are not allowed to eat bread, we have to use this treacherous surface for sandwiches and stuff. And so, here's a spoof about those creative Japanese movies, that reveals how to break a Matza in two.

Now, that is what I call a true miracle of Passover, if you ask me!!

!!!חג אביב שמח

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# posted by Nava @ 1:15 AM