Tuesday, May 01, 2007
The Bi-Weekly e-SPAM #2
Just to make things clear - it's not that I haven't gotten any SPAM during the past four weeks. There were piles and heaps of that stuff, but none of it as inspiring enough.
But that changed this very morning, as I received this Email, dripping with rich, juicy, thick SPAM.
Dear Beloved,
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is JAIN HAGIS I am a merchant of Oman nationality but presently residing in london. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
last_vision45: I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Oman, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars 18,000,000 that I have with a finance/Security Company in europe. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatche it to charity organizations.
Get back to me as soon as possible on my private email {email_address}
I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.
God be with you.
JAIN HAGIS
If there is something that annoys me (OK, there are many, but that is among the top ones), is lowlives who are playing the cards of serious diseases to lie their way through the hearts of caring people. Oh, but wait - this guy says "I don't want you to feel sorry for me".
OK, then.
We won't.
Labels: Desecration, SPAM
# posted by Nava @ 9:30 AM 
Comments:
... It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,
I "defile" him to prove it.
And, I mean, seriously, I've defiled quite a few things in my life, and defied quite a few others, but "medical treatments"??? How does one go about such a thing?
Just wonderin', eh.
Interesting point you bring there. My guess is that his condition is so severe it actually contaminates all medical treatments.
Or ravishes them.
Hmm... so noble of him to think of charity at such times!
Yum! SPAM! What I wouldn't give for some of that. I've been eating the same damned morsels for the past five years now. Don't humans think that cats like variety??
MEOWWW!!!
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I "defile" him to prove it.
And, I mean, seriously, I've defiled quite a few things in my life, and defied quite a few others, but "medical treatments"??? How does one go about such a thing?
Just wonderin', eh.
Or ravishes them.
Hmm... so noble of him to think of charity at such times!
MEOWWW!!!
